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Funny Lion Tote Bag — "I'm Not a Hot Mess, I'm a Spicy Disaster" Cute Graphic Tote

Funny Lion Tote Bag — "I'm Not a Hot Mess, I'm a Spicy Disaster" Cute Graphic Tote

Regular price $20.63 AUD
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This sturdy printed tote brings playful personality to everyday errands. A bright, cartoon lion in glasses and a bow tie stands front-and-center with the cheeky line “I’m not a hot mess — I’m a spicy disaster.” The artwork pops against the durable polyester canvas, and the bag’s boxed corners give extra room for groceries, library books, or your go-to market haul. Reinforced handles and a laminated interior make it easy to carry heavier loads without worrying about spills. Choose from multiple handle colors and three sizes to match your routine — from commuting and class to weekend farmers’ markets — while the quick-dry fabric keeps the print vivid and the bag ready for whatever day brings.

Product features
- 100% polyester medium-weight body (200 g/m²) — durable, shape-retaining, quick-dry
- Reinforced double-row stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for added interior space and structure
- Non-woven laminate interior for spill resistance and easy cleaning
- Available in 3 sizes with 5 handle color options; cotton handles and black inner stitching

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Care Instructions

Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.

Return Guide

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase. All products are unique and produced only once ordered. This also means that returns and exchanges are not supported if your customer ordered the wrong size, color, or simply changed their mind.

To start a return, you can contact us at customerservice@stylishastro.com

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at customerservice@stylishastro.com.

 

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

 

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item. 

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

 

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

 

European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

 

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at customerservice@stylishastro.com.

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Region Shipping Method Delivery Time Sizes/Type
United States Economy 4–8 business days All
United States Standard 2–5 business days All
European Countries Standard 5–8 business days All
Germany Standard 2–3 business days All
Northern Europe / EFTA Countries Standard 5–15 business days All
Canada Standard 5–15 business days All
Rest of the World Standard 10–30 business days All
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